Thursday, April 26, 2012

Days 11 & 12: Jetlag


Day 11

My day fastforwarded from midnight to five AM. I lost most of my normal chance to sleep. I arrived at 7 in the morning at London Gatwick, full of a cup of coffee, slightly dazed and thrilled. The line at the British border was pretty short, and a painless process to get my on my way. Until I got my luggage back in my hands, I was dreading the worst. I was surprised that Customs didn't look in my bags, just waved everyone through. Not that I HAD anything to declare, it was just a surprising after US security. Done with the airport, I now had a single objective: get to my hostel.

I managed to find the easyBus in a timely manner, but traffic was awful and it took us about two hours to get to London Earl's Court. I got slightly lost, but walked down the road till I found an Tube station. I bought my Oyster card and hopped on, navigating the system successfully, using transfers and everything, until I got to the Great Portland Street exit. It took about 5-10 minutes for me to figure out which way was north, but once I did, I got to my hostel.

The hostel, YHA London Central, is nice. Better than I expected. Except my room's outlets don't work, so I have to recharge everything downstairs in the public area. My roommates have been mostly absent so far, and a few have been replaced already. I have a top bunk in the corner, much to my delight. I can perch. ^_^

So, now I had several more objectives, since my room wouldn't be ready until 2 and I had arrived at 11. First, I got directions to Barclay's and acquired some British pounds. I had been going completely cashless so far. Then, I asked for directions for the nearest grocery store/Walmart. They directed me to an Argos, a ways down Oxford Street. So, I trekked off again, this time with some powerful espresso. Note: at noon, I had been awake for 26 ½ hours (sans naps 1 & 2).

I got a cellphone, but the place they referred me to didn't have anything else I needed. I came, back, tried to figure out the phone, failed, 2pm came around, I went upstairs and settled in my room. I bought some internet time so I could tell everyone I was still alive, and ended up spending the rest of my 5 pounds of that money in internet and phone calls. I was really desperate to talk to Ben. I needed that. I skyped him when I got a hold of him via international call. Totally exhausted, we talked and I felt much better, so I went back to tackling my not-working phone. I found I had put in the SIM card wrong. Then I waited for it to charge more... apparently it tells me it has no signal instead of telling me it has no battery. So I fixed that. Next, I figured out how to load in the money I'd already purchased for it (it's a pay-as-you-go). Then I tried using Mobilecaller, but the password didn't work because, as I found out later, I had the wrong one... off by one number. *facepalm*

I wandered downstairs, now in a much better frame of mind. I managed to stay up until 7:30pm... which means I was awake for 34 HOURS. I should have taken a picture of my face... Ben said that I looked ready to fall over. Which was completely accurate.

Day 12

So I slept for 11 hours. Woke up roughly at 8am. I wandered down the street, in search of shampoo, and finally found a Sansbury's. I was a little surprised the razors were behind the counter, as I've seen in every other store subsequently. I wonder why. Of course, that's not the only difference here. Signs say “To Let” rather than “For Lease”, the street signs are different, everyone drives on the wrong side of the road, and the people talk with funny accents. Signs instructing people to do things are far more polite than American signs. Instead of “Keep Food and Drinks Off Counter” it says “Please Be Considerate and Refrain From Placing Food and Drink On This Counter”.

I dressed right for the weather... it rained all day. My new green coat kept me dry, and made me stick out like a sore thumb. Everyone, it seemed, was wearing such dull colors! Lots of umbrellas, few raincoats. My first stop were the London Silver Vaults, which I had believed was some sort of museum. I was wrong, they were shops. But the number of shops! So much silver in one place! So much money! Yeah, the Jew went to the silver first. :-P

I got a hold of Denise, once I figured out what that odd noise was. I had never heard my phone ring before. We met for lunch at a cute little vegetarian shop in Camden Town. I had a 2pm appointment for Skype with Ben, which was nice to do, especially since I was awake. On the other hand, the code for this wifi changed, and they made me buy more food before they would let me have more wifi. Bullshit, I say. It pissed me off. Next time (in 2 hours), it's going to be Starbucks. I'll buy something and nurse it. :-P They don't have a code.

We parted ways while I went to the Museum of the Order of Saint John, which completely blew my mind. The crypt that I saw was from the 12th century. Unfortunately, I was hustled out the door an hour before close, because they decided to close early, which is kinda not cool. I may have to go back later with Mum. The second part of the museum, across the street, did not hustle me out, so I got to spend a minute there, where I learned that the Master of the Revels used to stay there. So Shakespeare would have taken his scripts there. Shakespeare. Went through that door. I had to stand outside for a few minutes. Of course, I feel I also need to mention they have a book of prayers that Elizabeth I owned... Mind. Officially. Blown.

Next stop: The Museum of London! This, too, was better than I expected. This wasn't only a museum IN London, it was a museum ABOUT London, and took my blown mind and did very bad things to it. Showing me remains of civilizations before even the Romans really made it clear to me how London is just piled on top of itself. There's history anywhere and everywhere. The city is the same no matter how much in changes. People have loved this city, lived in this city, for longer than my mind can comprehend. So many people, entirely unknown, except for a select few. It got me thinking more about the meaning of life. This trip is supposed to help me with life choices in the future, and somehow it's making me both more ambitious and more content. How is that possible?

We met up at Euston, and took the National Rail to Wayford Junction. On the train, an asshole started harassing a Muslim woman (verbally). The lady was immediately defended by a gentleman, who began a truly spectacular cussing match. The woman in front of us threatened to call the police, which stopped them from brawling. I couldn't keep my own mutterings to Denise very quiet, and she tried desperately to keep me and the woman who had threatened to call the cops originally under control, to keep the whole thing from starting it up again. I was saying how glad I was that Ben hadn't come along... or the cops WOULD have needed to be called ^_^. I was too far away to have punched the man in the face myself, but I cracked my knuckles.

Finally at our station, we hurried to take a taxi to catch the show, which started literally 30 seconds after we hustled into our seats. Denise was the assistant director for the show so she got me a comp ticket. Yay! Read more about it in the separate review I'm writing.

I got a little confused again about which was north when I got back into London, but I managed to get back to the hostel safe and sound.

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